:-) smile ;-) wink :-( displeasure :-> smug :-t user is cross (-) user needs a haircut :-\ user is undecided {:-) user parts hair in the middle :-o user is shocked {(:-) user is wearing a toupee :-& user is tongue-tied }(:-( user is wearing toupee in wind |-| user is asleep (boredom) -:-) user has a mohawk :-c user is bummed out (:)-) user likes to scuba dive :-# user's lips are sealed 0-) user wears a scuba mask 8-| user is in suspense :-)X user wears a bow tie :-< user is sad :-} user wears lipstick 8-# user is dead @:I user wears a turban :-I Hmmmm 8-) user wears glasses :-x "My lips are sealed" ::-) user wears bifocals :-7 user has made a wry statement B-) user wears horn-rims :-P user is sticking tongue out :-)8 user is well-dressed . . . . . . . S O F T M A N(TM) since 1994/12/02