contractor -- A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal Bid opening -- A poker game in which losing hand wins BID -- A wild guess carried out to two decimal places Low Bidder -- A contractor who is wondering what he left out of his bid Engineer's estimate -- The cost of construction in heaven project manager -- The constructor of an orchestra in which every musician is is in a different union critical path method -- a management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control OSHA -- A protective coating made by half-banking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs and balcony -- usually applied at random with a shortgun strike -- An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chickens Delayed payment -- A tourniquet applied at the pockets completion date -- The point at which liquidated damages begin Liquidated damages -- A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible Auditor -- People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded lawyer -- People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies &:) //Ce qu'il fait au travail determine ce qu'il a Ce qu'il fait a loisir determine ce qu'il est// 여름 휴가를 금강산서 보냈으면 좋겠다. 휘파람 불며 신나게 오를 꺼다!