I experienced a strange phenomenon.
Whenever I'm a little drunken, I speak English fluently.
If I am not drunken, my english, I think, is not so fluent.
I don't know why. Maybe I become bold, or I seem not to care
about whether I speak right or not.
So, I decided to drink a little bit of a before I gave a presentation.
But, one problem is that professor may smell alcohol from me.
"What the heck is smell?, Dason! Did you drink?"
"No, sir. I carried out a experiment with alcohol just before."
"Hmm, then why do you have red face?"
"I don't know, but I think it's allergic to alcohol."
"Don't do your experiment with alcohol before your presentation."
"Yes, sir."
Oh, my gosh, what am I gonna do next time?
I have to find another excuse.