1 A beautiful young girl was lying asleep, in a tiny bikini immediately below the promenade. A small boy accidentally dropped a piece of his vanilla icecream on her, and it landed on her navel. The girl immediately awoke and sprang to her feet, shocked, and said, "These seagulls must live in a refrigerator!" 2 A beautiful nineteen-year-old girl once was asked why she married a fat, bald sixty-three-year-old man who just happened to be very wealthy and own a number of large houses. "It's simple." she said. "Because I love his beautiful manors."