For those of you who are starting to develop a headache from trying to figure out what the room service person actually said, here is my best guess at the correct answers. :) And believe me, some people do actually speak like this (or at least it sure sounds that way). :) I guess you could say it's the opposite of the way we (Koreans) pronounce English. We tend to pronounce all consonents explicitly, and don't use enough intonation, while the person in this story simply leaves out the weaker sounding consonents but is probly getting all the intonation right. We would say "Seu-teu-ra-ee-keu," and the person here would simply say "RAI!" :) Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees." -----> (Good) Morning. Room Service. Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." Room Service : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" -----> Right.. Room service..Morning! Do you wish to order something? Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" -----> How would you like them? Guest: "What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" -----> How would you like them?...fried, boiled, (?)? (POOCH? I have no idea on that one.) Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" -----> How would you like the bacon...crisp? Guest: "Crisp will be fine" Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?" -----> Okay. And some toast? Guest: "What?" Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?" -----> Some toast. Would you like some toast? Guest: "I don't think so" Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??" -----> No? You don't want toast? Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." Room Service: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" -----> Toast! toast!...Why you don't want toast? How about some english muffin with butter? Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." Room Service: "We bother?" -----> With butter? Guest: "No. . . just put the bother on the side." Room Service: "Wad?" -----> What? Guest: "I mean butter. . .just put it on the side." Room Service: "Copy?" -----> Coffee? Guest: "Sorry?" Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?" -----> Coffee...tea...milk? Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" -----> One minute. That's room three-o-three, scrambled eggs, crisp bacon, toasted english muffin with butter on the side, and coffee....right?? Guest: "Whatever you say." Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud." -----> Thank you very much. Guest : "You're welcome."