A Priest wanted to raise money for his church, and began looking around for a way to do so. Someone told him a fortune could be made in horse racing. At the local auction, the prices of the horses were beyond his means; so he decided to buy a donkey instead. He figured that since he had the donkey, he would enter it in the race. He did. And to his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheet carried this headline, " PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS". The Priest was so pleased with his donkey's showing, that he decided to enter it again. The next day the racing sheet printed this headline, "PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT". The Priest's Bishop was so upset by such publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The racing sheet had this headline the next day, "BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS". This was to much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Priest to dispose of the donkey. The Priest gave the donkey to a Nun in a nearby Convent, and the next day the headline was, "NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN". When he read this the Bishop fainted. And when he came to, he ordered the Nun to get rid of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headline read, "NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS". They buried the Bishop the next day. Keep Smiling...though it costs... Bye all ~ Sanjeev.:)