Your article is really funny to me. It makes me smile. You know why? Cuz, I wear Docker's pants almost everyday. One day one of my friend asked me "Why do you wear the same pants everyday all year round?" Then, I said, "What are you talking about? I wear different pants. They look alike each other because I bought three pairs of the same brand and the color pants." Actually, Docker's pants are durable. They will be shabby easily when you wear them everyday like me. But, they are fit well to me. It is very hard for me to find well-fitting trousers. For example, if some pants fit to my waist, it doesn't fit to my buts, if buts are OK, then thighs are complaining, something like that. So, I prefer Docker's pants. One more thing, they are cheap.