Wow.. it's been ages since I last wrote anything on KIDS. I bet there's nobody left who recognizes my ID. Oh well, here's one to get re-started. Enjoy~ 4 worms were placed into 4 separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The last worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day: First worm dead. Second worm dead. Third worm dead. Fourth worm alive. Moral of this story??? As long as you drink, smoke, and screw, you won't get worms.