INSTRUCTIONS: Match your astrological sign or your birthdate and then read your horoscope............................. AQUARIUS - Jan. 2O to feb. 18 - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid. PISCES - Feb. 19 to Mar. 2O - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals. ARIES - Mar. 21 to Apr. 19 - You are the pioneer type and hold most people in comtempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. Most people avoid you, dogs won't bite you and even mosquitoes generally leave you alone. TAURUS - Apr. 2O to May 2O - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. People think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a communist. GEMINI - May 21 to June 2O - You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini's are known for committing incest. CANCER - June 21 to July 22 - You are sympathetic and understanding of other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people. LEO - July 23 to Aug. 22 - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest critism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves. VIRGO - Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 - You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgo's make good bus drivers. LIBRA - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you more than likely are a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libra's die of venereal disease. SCORPIO - Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 - You are shrewed in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinacle of success, because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered. SAGITTARIUS - Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal. CAPRICORN - Dec. 22 to Jan 19 - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid staying still too long as to take root and become trees. That's All Folks!.......... Have a nice day/night!............. Sincerely......Digit.......................