Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined. Cigarette, n. : A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between. Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. How come wrong numbers are never busy? Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. No good deed goes unpunished. -- Clare Boothe Luce "What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother. "Encouragement, dear," she replied.