A little bit of humor a la Bill Gates > > God brings President Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates up to >>heaven and says "Men, I've decided to bring an end to the world this >>Thursday and I want you to go back and tell your people." >> >>Upon his return, Clinton holds a press conference and says, "People of >>America,I have good news and bad news. The good news is that all these years >>we've been saying one nation under God , and we've been right...there is a >>God. The bad news is He's destroying the world on Thursday." >> >>Yeltsin makes an announcement to the Russian people and says "Brave >>comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we ve been >>wrong all these years, there really is a God. The worse news is He's going >>to destroy the world on Thursday." >> >>Bill Gates calls a board meeting of Microsoft. "I have good news and good >>news!", he tells them. "The first good news is that God called a meeting of >>the three people he thinks are the most important in the world and I was >>one of them. The other good news is that OS/2 stops shipping on Thursday." >