Re: REQ: Need Insulting Art [HUGE!]
Mon, 02 Jun 1997 08:50:16 +0200, Junk e-mail gladly reported (I have got
credit for chucking several spammers out of their accounts)
From: Veronica Karlsson
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
References: 1
dontmailme@dontwantanymail wrote:
>
> I need insulting art to send to people
> I loathe and detest. (Especially spammers)
>
> Extra points if you can be insulting
> without being obscene. ( But I'll
> take obscene if that's all you've
> got :-)
Well.... most of these are not made by me (I made: the fried cat, the
violin cat, the shitting horse, the hungry shark, Veronica gets shot
with an arrow, dropping something sharp and heavy on a guy, Nice
kitty! and the dead rat). If they do not have initials next to them it
is because they didn't have any when I found them....
Some (most) of them are probably more cute and/or fun than insulting
but in the right situation with the right comment...
(if any of them wrap I trust you people to be intelligent enough to
figure out what they are really supposed to look like without first
wasting bandwidth by complaining to the newsgroup...)
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