____ __ _ ___ _ __ / __ \____ _ ______/ /_ __ | | / (_)____(_) /______ / /_/ / __ \ | /| / / __ / / / / | | / / / ___/ / __/ ___/ / _, _/ /_/ / |/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / | |/ / (__ ) / /_(__ ) /_/ |_|\____/|__/|__/\__,_/\__, /_ |___/_/____/_/\__/____/ / | / /__ _ /____/\ \/ /___ _____/ /__ / |/ / _ \ | /| / / \ / __ \/ ___/ |/_/ / /| / __/ |/ |/ / / / /_/ / / / ,< /_/ |_/\___/|__/|__/ /_/\____/_/ /_/|_| by JRO "Dancin' Dudes" ===================================================================== ____________________________________ / _ \ / __ _ __ _ _ _ | |__ __ _ _ _ \ / / _` / _` | || | | _ | _` | '_| \ / \__ \__,_|\__ | |_.__|__,_|_| \ / |___/ |__/ \ _________\____________________________________________/__________ | | | _____________________ _____________________ | | |!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| ___________ |!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| | | | | | | | | | | | |_____________________| | | | |_____________________| | | | | | | | | | | __| | | | ]|[ | | | |____ | | | | | | | | | | |_____________________| | | | |_____________________| | |___________________________|_____|_____|_________________________|___ / / / / / / / / /______/______/____________/__________/____________/__________/______/__ ___ __|___|__ (/////) _\___/_ \ / \ \ / | | \ "That saloon must reckon they have ah real \ | | / freindly atmosphere. I could sure use me \|_____|/ ah drink righta 'bout now." |UUUUU|( | | |/ | | | |__|__| JRO <___|___> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Say Cowboy, would you care to dance?" ___ / __|___|__ _____ / ('o_o') ((___ \ _ _\~-~/_ o o )/ | |]) / \/|\/ \ _ _\o_//_ |_|\ \/ |. .| \ (_\ / \|/ \ \__/| . . | / \ \ /| _ |\ \ __________|_____|/______\_/_|\_/|/ /_______JRO_______ _|(_\/ ----------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- "That's right neighborly of you, feller. I'll have a look 'round and see if there is a likely filly who'd care to doe-see-doe with me..." / / ___ __|___|__ _____ ('o_o') ((___ \ _\~o~/_ o o )/ / \/|\/ \ _ _\-_//_ / |. .| \ (_\ / \|/ \ _ \ | . . | / \ \ /| _ |\ \ ____| |]_\|_____|/______\_/_|\_/|/ /_______JRO_______ |_| _|(_\/ ----------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- | _ . . / \ / . | | \ ___ . . |_| |__ \ . / (_) / / _ |_| / \ / . (_) | | / / |_| . \ ___ (_) | . __|___|__ \ _____ (\\\\\) . / ___)) _\___/_ \( o o _ / \ _\\_-/_ \_/ / | | \ / \|/ \ /_) _ \ | | / / /| . |\ / / ____| |]_\|_____|/_______\ \|___|_\_/_______JRO_______ |_| \/_) ----------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- ____ ___ / ___\ _____ _ (()()) ((___\ \( o~o ((__ \ /_) \( oo oo ) \_o/ _ oo ) // / \_-/ \-_/ / \\ (_\ \o_\// /.---~~~ /\ \ / /| / / |\/ / / / | \ \ / / | \ \ |\_/ ___../ / | |__\_\ /_/__| \_\|-~~~ /_/|___| | _ \_)(_/ _ | ___../\_) (_// _/_| || | | ||--~~~ / /\ \ / /| | || | ___| || / / / / \ \| | ||__|~ |__|| /_/ /_/ \__\_| ___...--[[___) (___]] [__)[__) (__]_] ----------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- "So, "Pardner", would you care to dance?" / ___ / __|___|__ _____ ('x_x') ((___ \ _\~-~/_ o o )/ / \/|\/ \ _ _\o_//_ / |. .| \ (_\ / \|/ \ _ \ | . . | / \ \ /| _ |\ \ ____| |]_\|_____|/______\_/_|\_/|/ /_______JRO_______ |_| _|(_\/ ----------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Feller, where I come from, "dance" means one of two thangs. One is something you do with a gal, on a Saturday nite. The other means..." / ___ / __|___|__ _____ ('o_o') ((___ \ _\~o~/_ o o )/ _ / \/|\/ \ _\-_//_ \_/ / |. .| \ / \|/ \ /_) _ \ | . . | / / /| . |\ / / ____| |]_\|_____|/_______\ \|___|_\_/_______JRO_______ |_| \/_) ----------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Not the chair!" "Please no! They're "Aaiieeee!" just implants!" !C ____________________________________ R / _ \ "Oh, god! A A / __ _ __ _ _ _ | |__ __ _ _ _ \ heterosexual S / /._` / _` | || | | _ . _` | '_| \ with a gun!" "Help!" H / \__ \__,_|\__ | |_.__|__,_|_| \ . \ | / ! / |__./ . |__/ . "Look out!" . \ / -! POW !- _________\______________________\_____________________/___/____/_| \ | "He's Broken my face!" \ | /\ . / | | ._____________________ -!BANG!- \ ______________/______ | | | /!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| / _|_\___\___ |!!!!!!!!!!!!!/!!!!!!!| | | |_/\/_ ! \__| | | \ | | \ _\|/_ | | | |__/_______B_______/ | | . | . | |____\/____/|\________| | | | \ _\|/_ A _\ | "Help!" | | | \__ _/| | __| |\ | /|\\ S / | | . ]|[ | |_/ /_ \/ | |____ | |-!ZING!- \ H \_ | | | | | \ !/\ |_ | |J | |__/_|_\____\__!__/___| . | | | |____H______________/_| |R |______________\____________|_____|_____|_____S___________________|O__ / / / \ / / A / / / /______/______/____._______/__________/_____M______/__________/______/__ S ! jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro __ () _( _) (( ) ( ))________(_))_______________________ _ (_()) ( ))) _ \ ( ) (_) )_ _ __( (_) _ | |__ __ _ _ _ \ _( _) / (_ ))` / ( _) || | | _ . _` | '_| \ ( ) / ()) _ ( _)|\__ | |_.__|__,_|_| \ (_( )) / (_()__(_) |__/ . . \ _( __) _________\_______(_(()________________________________/_________( ()) | ( ))) . _( ( ) | ._______________(_ () ) ____________________( ( ( ) | | /!!!!!!!!!!!(_ ( ) ___________ |!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( ( )_) | |_/\/_ (_ _) | | | | \ _\|/_ (_ () _) | |__/_______________/(_) | . | . | |____\/____/|\_____( ( _) | | \ _\|/_ _\ | | | | | \__ ( ) __| | /|\ / | | . ]|[ | |_/ /_ \/(__)|____ | | \_ | | | | | \ /\ |_ | |J | |_________________/___| . | | | |___________________/_| |R |___________________________|_____|_____|_________________________|O__ / / / / / / / / /______/______/____._______/__________/____________/__________/______/__ ___ __|___|__ ('o_o') _\~o~/_ \ / \/|\/ \ \ / |. .| \ "Them fellers sure had sum strange \ | . . | / idears about dancin'. I rekcon I \|_____|/ could make out pretty well in these )| | parts, if I wuz to start chargin' \| | | fer lessons." | | | |__|__| JRO <___|___> thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsal l thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsal l Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net