25 Here's my self portrait: ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.-- --.| /(.) (.)\ \ ) . ( / '( v )` \ | / ( | ) '- -` And here's the American version: ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.--:--.| /( ):( )\ \ ) : ( / '(__:__)` \ | / ( | ) '- -` 26 Another self portrait: ( /\ /|||||\ / \ /|||||||\ / | || @ @ || VERONICA -------> || ^ || \ | ||\ = /|| \ / |||)---(||| \/ /|| ||\ ( / || || \ ( |\ /|||||\ | \ /|||||||\ | | || + + || | | VER|| ^ ||--> | | ||\ o /|| | / |||)---(||| |/ /|| ||\ ( / || || \ 27 /* ___ */ /* / \\ */ /* ______ \ // 1 */ /* / \/ o \ --- */ /* ________/ \ 2 */ /* \_ \__\ \-----o */ /* \____|\__| */ 28 /* YYYYYYYYY */ /* | o o | 1 */ /* @ o @ --- */ /* | _____ | 4 */ /* | \___/ | */ /* \_____/ */ 29 /\/\ ________________________/ @@ \ -------. _________ > ____/< |||| |||| |||| |||| 30 _______ ZZZZ / __ \ /\/\ ZZZZ / \ \/ uu \ / _____|_ > ____/< \________)______)) 31 _______ / __ \ ( )_( ) VV(___/ / (______/ 32 M /'\ ) ` \_____/ (_____) o /| /| o / | \| 8o 33 /|/| ( @ @) ) ^ / ||| / )|||_ (_______) 34 :#: # # # .-#-. 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(yum!) . / \_____)\_____ /--v____ __`<______ )/ _// \_ ` ' ' ` (mmm!) . / \_____)\_____ /--v____ __\`) )/ /\_ ' \ ` ' (burp!) . / \_____)\_____ /--v____ __`< )/ ' 38 _.---._ /\\ ./' "--`\// ./ o \ /./\ )______ \__ \ ./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7 " " " " 39 ____ ________________________/ O \___/ <_____________________________/ \ ____ ________________________/ O \___/ <_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_______/ \ ____ ________________________/ O \___/ <%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%_____/ \ or ____ ________________________/ O \___/ <_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_____/ \ or ____ ________________________/ O \___/ <_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_____/ \ or ____ ________________________/ O \___/ <888888888888888888888888_____/ \ 40 a koala: ()() (^^) ((( ))) ( ) ()() ()() 41 (the message is: "buy a new mail program") OO __ HHHHHHHH / \ |||||| /_ | |||||| ~/ \ / => |||||| |__|/ |||||| || |||||| __ / \ /_ | +------+ ~/ \ / | $$ | => |__|/ => :-D +------+ || 42 _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / `\.____/______________\____./' 43 ( ) ( ) ( ) __ /\/\ ) ( / \ O______-----------,\ \_ \_________/ \__) fried cat ? 44 ,(help!) `========= - O /// /|\/ // / | /| \| '' 45 an ant: "@@@ """ 46 a kitten: ,, OOQ "" 47 a snail (I did not make this one): @/ 48 an elephant: @OO, "" 49 a giraffe: , \__ ||` 50 a lion (male): @oo, "" 51 a dog (playing dead): ___ 52 a rabbit: " *& 53 a horse: , '\__ ||) 54 a cow: M / \___ |W|) 55 a bull: M / \___ |'|) 56 a pig: __ c@(__)` "" 57 a sheep: @@@` "" 58 a goat: ( /\__ ' ||` 59 a squirrel: '\& 60 a snake (just after dinner): ._OO_ 61 a swan: . `a\` 62 a cat (very thin, from behind): ! | 63 another one, a shark: /| ~~~~~~~~~~ 64 rat .%OOO___ 65 mouse .%oo__ 66 frog o _`O'_ 67 fish _ ><_> 68 dolphin _/| <_ \ `\| '` 69 whale __v_ (____\/{ 70 killer whale (I have seen some real ones in Norway) . _/| <###\ `## # '` 71 monkey (hanging from tree branch) ______ | /\@ /\ 72 zebra (being eaten by lions :P ) `ooO @oo' \_##___ Ooo' ^ \ "" > 72 lizard (or is it a crocodile? according to llizard it's a hyena) ,vvvvv^==' ( \"""\\. ` spider * bug \ / >OXO< >(|)< butterfly (not made by me) >;< same butterfly from the side (not by me either) >; worm """"""' mosquito (well it's a kind of blood sucker anyway) \ \ /\ /\ /\/\ /#/ \/ / / wasp ;( ' bee (looks like a wasp but is only interested in flowers) ;( ' (@) |' `| parrot (@> Hello Polly! {|| --""-- || || swallow (from a distance) ^^ chicken >o `O' '' -- a sudent (running, checking her watch, carrying briefcase) (me): _ ___ o_. ___ /| ! ___ ,/ | __ ### |\ __ ###/ \' ___ ` a computer: ___ [hi ] [liz] -^-. ::::: `.<> a cup of coffee (with my name on it): ~ ~ .---. `---'=. |VK | | | |=' `---' the moon shining through the window: _ (_) my bed (I am at school right now): . . /|________/| // / //| |/_/______|//! |_________|/ ! ! a clock: [00.12] a devil: @@@// @@@ .. @@ _` ` ' my program (eaten by the devil. well it doesn't work! even when I try to exit emacs and start all over again...): (yum! tasty!) @@@// / @@@ .. @@ c` <-[PROGRAM] ` ' me (going towards bed - fast!): /|________/| /__________ ~~~ // / //| / ~~~~~ (flames) ~~~~ |/_/______|//! < (rocket) ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ |_________|/ \___________ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ! ! \ ~~~ ~~ when? @@@ @@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@!@!@@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@! @@! @@! @@! @@! !@!!@!@! !@! @!@ !@! !@! !@! !@ !@ !@ @!@ !!@! @!@ !@! @!! !!@ @!@ @!@ @!@ @!@ !@! !!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!! !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!: !!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :: :: ::::: :: :::: :: ::: :: :: :: :: : : : : :: : : : ::: ::: ::: -- _@_@_@_@_ ( ) (#########) _(_________)_ here is a cake (with strawberries on it) ___ /\_|___|_ / /LLLLLLL| | |LLLLLLLL| | |LLLLLLLL| \ \LLLLLLL| \/ | | | | | | | | | | | | |###| |###| |###| /###| /LLLL| -- ^ ^ ( @@ )____________________ > "J < ||||||||||''''''''' ||------|| || || -- ____ _______ \__/ /__o %%%\ D W \/ ((_/ %%%%%) | | _||_ \_______/ I I -- O O \ / X X / \ O O _ ,/' (_). ,/' _ :: (_)' `\. `\. _ ,/' (_). ,/' __ :: (__)' `\. `\. 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